They keep making King Kong movies
And they keep casting giant apes
To play the King in question.
That seems like sour grapes!
Why not cast a human
Or a donkey or a skunk?
Why must Kong be royalty
Instead of just a common punk?
Why must the ape be male
And violent and dark-furred?
Has diversity to the producers’
Shallow minds ever have occurred?
I think the next King Kong film
Should be about a lady bird.
If you don’t agree you’re evil
And we need to have a word.
