Guest Poem from the Semi-Bicentennial “Chickens Are Good” Bad Poetry Contest That Will Not Make You Bald (Probably)

From Bill:
Chickens are oviparous,

I’m sure you realize.

They generously produce for us,

Eggs of every size.

These eggs do nourish some of us,

and for that we are thankful.

(Others they make malodorous,

but we do forgive your stank, Phil.)

Chickens have earned their place in heaven,

don’t you realize?

With a little flour and leaven,

you get “Chicken Surprise!”

Thanks Bill!
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