Based On A True Story… Unfortunately

I look at you, you look at me.

You cannot look away.

You wonder if the state I’m in

Is really quite ok.

You probably think I’m crazy.

Maybe you think I’m brave?

Whatever you think I won’t say no

So join me like you clearly crave.

I’m flattered kindly stranger

But join you I cannot

For the state you’re in repels me

And I am very both’red and hot.

I’m sorry I’m repellant

But search your feelings. You know it’s true…

If I can play the piano naked on the sidewalk

Then doubtless, so can you!