I know a few ninjas
And I know a few knights
Who go to the park
And fly fancy kites.
Ask them for a teaspoon
And they’ll give you a cup.
They’re great ’til you need
To f*** someone up.
Tag Archives: Knights
Shining Armor?
They were selling shining armor
Of a glossy silver sheen,
But in armor so cliché
This knight would not be seen
For I’m not just a crusader;
I’m a pretty darn cool cat
‘Cause I passed on shining armor
In favor of the matte.
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