I want to be a member
Of the seething throng
Who wait outside at five A.M.
To buy a half-price thong.
But, alas, I am afflicted
With a terrible blight indeed.
It makes me feel as if already
I have everything I need.
Also, I have no money.
I want to be a member
Of the seething throng
Who wait outside at five A.M.
To buy a half-price thong.
But, alas, I am afflicted
With a terrible blight indeed.
It makes me feel as if already
I have everything I need.
Also, I have no money.