Her hair is long and red.
Here eyes are green and furry.
Her skin is made of broken souls.
Good thing my vision’s blurry.
Her hair is long and red.
Here eyes are green and furry.
Her skin is made of broken souls.
Good thing my vision’s blurry.
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I won’t lie…
I’m famous
For something really neat.
I posted “first”
On a youtube vid
And now my life’s complete.
Filed under Poems
I want to be a member
Of the seething throng
Who wait outside at five A.M.
To buy a half-price thong.
But, alas, I am afflicted
With a terrible blight indeed.
It makes me feel as if already
I have everything I need.
Also, I have no money.