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Blind Dates

Her hair is long and red.

Here eyes are green and furry.

Her skin is made of broken souls.

Good thing my vision’s blurry.

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Nine Million Americans

I won’t lie…

I’m famous

For something really neat.

I posted “first”

On a youtube vid

And now my life’s complete.

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The Black Truth

I want to be a member
Of the seething throng
Who wait outside at five A.M.
To buy a half-price thong.

But, alas, I am afflicted
With a terrible blight indeed.
It makes me feel as if already
I have everything I need.

Also, I have no money.

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