I hear that women like a man
Who is direct and honest,
But also one who gives them space
And upon them does not fawnest (too much).
They like a man who’s tall and strong
and handsome, dark, and committed
Yet they want a man who’s sensitive too,
Which make me think they don’t get it.
Women want an older man
Who are already stable providers.
They also want younger men
And artsy types, like writers.
And thus I must conclude today,
Although there’s no surprise.
That women don’t know what they want,
A fact they poorly disguise.
So men, I do bring happy news.
You need not be handsome or tough,
‘Cause some woman out there is sufficiently crazy
To like you if, you wait long enough.
The Daily Travesty 