Hello dear readers, and dear writers too.
Boy do I have some big news for you!
Though this blog does fill my heart
And satisfy my passion for mediocre art,
I’ve decided to take it one step more.
Here is what I have in store:
I call it the Quarterly Travesty,
A publication made by me
That features works of comic strife
That infiltrates everyday life.
The Quarterly Travesty will debut
In September. Now, what’s in it for you:
I’m looking for writers to submit
Your comic creations, and I’ll publish it.
(This is subject to some conditions,
But you probably had such premonitions).
So if you’ve got a poem or two,
A bit of short fiction, comic strip, or cartoo’,
A letter, a joke, or whatever’s funny
That you want to see published, just send it to me.
For those whose comic preferences head
Not towards creation, but to reading instead
I’ll be publishing updates about the e-zine
Right here on the blog, Where it’s sure to be seen.
Please leave your feedback and what you’d like to see.
Your opinions are very important to me.
Thanks all for reading. You guys are the bomb!
(Send your stuff to email@example.com)