Although at first glance
He was a ball of hair,
And like “Sex, Lies, and Poetry”
He had an unapologetic air.
The hairball plugged my shower
And made the water stay
Like laughter at a poetry book
Or homeless guys at a KOA.
The shameless plug held water
So I was forced to buy Drano.
It cost me almost $5.99.
What a fantastic low price! Whoa!
So now my shower drains just fine.
The shameless plug has fled.
Now I’m happy and clean, and my only wish
Is to read some funny poems in bed.
The Daily Travesty 