I called a 1-900 sex line
Out of curiosity.
I was informed my telephone
Would be charged a rather high fee.
I did the math and budgeted;
Eighty seconds is all I could be on.
So I pressed “pound” (and chuckled)
And got ready for a marathon.
Filed under Poems, To the Reader
Tagged as Budget, Endurance, Humor, Naughty, Phone Sex, Poetry, Postaday
I hope you got off in time. 😉
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If you even have to ask, I’m disappointed…
It was meant as a joke. No need for disappointment!
I hoped so. 🙂
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