Why Is The Seat Still Damp?

Have you heard of zen archery,

Where you shoot straight and narrow

By using all your strength of will

Until you become the arrow?

I used that logic on my roommate

And got him really pissed.

Alas, he’s no zen archer

‘Cause somehow he still missed.

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  1. Tiegan's avatar Tiegan

    Amusing poem. Nice work 🙂

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  2. Oh this is delightful! Thank you for the smile…

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