Thanks for Your Support (and Exclusive Offers)

I dedicate today’s poem

To all my followers and fans.

All of you are really very splendid.

You’re the remarkable few

On the internet who

Can read this stuff without being offended.

Without the lot of you

I’d have to read my own haiku

Which is something I’d probably despise,

And thanks to a special pair

Who comment here and there

My penis is sixteen times its original size.

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