What Crabs Get

The hermit crab lived all alone,

Befitting of his name,

But he met a lady hermit crab

And talked and thrust and came.

Alas, he failed to protect himself

With a rubber or a thing of that yen

And he contracted a most vile disease:

In this case it was men.

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