I Propose A New Form Of Government, With Blackjack… And Hookers

“People can’t be trusted

“To govern themselves.”

Thus spake the many to you.

“But we, the incompetent

“Untrustworthy many

“Have the wisdom to pick those who’ll do.”

And so those who can’t govern

Pick from among them

An elite narcissistic few

And that, my dear readers,

Is why we the people

Are quite democratically screwed.