But He Pronounced It Like “Hwipped”

Cream’s wife asked him

To go to the store.

Cream’s wife’s husband obeyed

Without asking what for.

Cream’s wife’s husband’s friend

Saw how the scales tipped

And he said to cream

“My God man, you’re whipped!”

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One response to “But He Pronounced It Like “Hwipped”

  1. He could pronounce it ‘Hwupped’ as long as he doesn’t open a can of Whoop Ass. If your ass is whooping, y’all should stay away from the beans. 👿 🌯

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