An Interview With Our Water Heater Last Night

They told me “Sit in the basement”.

They asked me to heat their water.

They failed to think of what happens

If my willpower starts to totter,

If the pressure gets to be too much

And I blow my top all over them.

Well, I’ll show them a hard time

Tomorrow morning at 4:00ish AM!

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