Several days ago
700 followers we hit.
I realize at self-promotion
I really am… Less than optimal.
Thank you for supporting
My daily slog of passion
And commenting to show love,
Not merely to cash in.
All 704 of you
Are deserving of praise and respect
For you have displayed great taste
And superior intellect.
Now that I’ve bribed you with kindness
(All of which is sincere, by the way)
I bid you good night ’til tomorrow
When I’m hopefully inspired again.
The Daily Travesty 