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June 1, 2016 · 9:54 pm

How To Get More Views

You feel invisible,

Like you don’t matter.

Unseen, unheard,

The third wheel, the tenth batter.

You speak your mind

But they don’t hear what you say

So you take off your clothes

And that feeling goes away.

If a friend is practicing

Any form of self abuse

You must act quickly!

Don’t be a fool.

Remind them that you love them

Then take away their knife or noose,

And be sure to not remind them

About the Golden Rule.

How do you like those Animals?

They’ve got grit and size and speed.

Getting the ball from the QB’s hands

To the receiver’s what they need.

They’ve got guys who make a difference,

They’re just as strong as they seem,

And I think they’ll be successful

If they score more than the other team.