If someone made a robot
That represented me
I wonder who would play it
In my film biography.
I’m leaning towards C-3PO
For the golden-boy appeal,
But It’d probably be a roomba
‘Cause that’s a cheaper deal.
I guess we’ll have our answer
Come 2069,
And as long as I’m not Gort
I’m sure it will be fine.
The Daily Travesty 