April 11, 2015 · 9:48 am
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Entertainment Budget

I called a 1-900 sex line

Out of curiosity.

I was informed my telephone

Would be charged a rather high fee.

I did the math and budgeted;

Eighty seconds is all I could be on.

So I pressed “pound” (and chuckled)

And got ready for a marathon.

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  1. Austin's avatar Austin
    April 11, 2015 at 10:09 am

    I hope you got off in time. 😉

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