It made  a Great Commemorative Mug Shot

The sign said “no trespassing,”

But I did.

The police came driving up,

So I hid.

The cops found me out,

So I lied.

They sent me off to prison,

Where I reside.

They ask “would you do it again?”

I say “yes.”

Were I smarter, I wouldn’t be

In this mess,

Because next time at Nasa

My face

Won’t be in the hole for

“Take your picture in space.”