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But Is It Wearing A Pasta Strainer?

If you’re rude to the people

Who print drivers’ licenses

They have a pretty cool trick:

They take a photo

Of your face

But actually it’s a dick pic.

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It made  a Great Commemorative Mug Shot

The sign said “no trespassing,”

But I did.

The police came driving up,

So I hid.

The cops found me out,

So I lied.

They sent me off to prison,

Where I reside.

They ask “would you do it again?”

I say “yes.”

Were I smarter, I wouldn’t be

In this mess,

Because next time at Nasa

My face

Won’t be in the hole for

“Take your picture in space.”

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