Why I’m Waiting To Write That Essay

Mighty is the sword

And mighty is the pen:

If both of these are true

It’s safe to conclude then

The mightiest tool of all

Is the one and only Swordpen.

It writes with the blood

Of those it slays.

It’s Swordpenned many novels

And poems and plays.

It’s the only writing implement

With a crossguard I know.

It’s good with the ladies.

It’s middle name is “Bro.”

I wish I had a Swordpen.

It would be a cool thing to own.

Alas, the only swordpen

Is stuck in a Pencilstone.

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