Limited Time Opportunity, Depending On How Lazy I Am This Week

So as ye loyal readers

Saw yesterday, the first

Copy of my newest book

(And probably the worst)

Arrived for me

To proofread and add

A few more poems

That are suitably bad.

Now I’m a lazy person,

Of which I’m often proud,

And it may take me a while

To proof the book as I’ve avowed,

So if you have a topic

You would like a poem about

I’ve got some comments down below

In which you can give a shout.

So if you have a favorite

From the blog or in your head,

Or you’d prefer a poem

That’s original instead

Please share the information

And hey! What do you know?

A poem about barracuda urology

Might just get published, yo!