I’m Only A Little Salty About This Guest Poem by Katrina Ivers

Because you are a chemical

You don’t wear a size nine shoe

But you are so oft-forgotten

No one knows that but you.

We all worry so darn much about

Your friend Sodium’s consumption

We think you aren’t an important part

And that’s an erroneous assumption!

Why Sodium all on her own

Is a terribly temperamental sort

Prone to explosions when meeting water

So her friend Chloride we should court.

Alas most people barely passed

Their college chemistry classes

So by ignoring Chloride, friends,

We risk the explosion of our asses.

Are you bad enough to be a guest poet? Email me your work to find out! TheDailyTravesty@yahoo.com

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