Bowling

Bowling balls are very hard

And also very round.

When they strike the bowling line

They make a smacky sound,

And when the balls crash into all

The pretty pear-shaped pins

The guy who threw the ball says “whee”

And everybody grins.

Bowling balls have lots of holes

To slide onto your fingers

And when the game is over with

The happy feeling lingers.

You have to wear some public shoes

But that’s okay, I guess.

Bowling’s basically like sex

But doesn’t make a mess!