But In Europe, It’s Free!

I had a headache yesterday

So I went to my doc.

He said I have moderate-to-severe cephalalgia

And I need twice-daily Quperoc.

He said thanks to science

And two tablets twice a day

I would be able to ensure

My headache is gone away.

I might experience side effects

But I didn’t read the fine print.

Now I have no headache

And my skin’s a purplish tint…

I went to the doctor

With a pounding in my head.

Now I have cancer, anal fissures,

Gout, low T, and I am dead.