Kitty in the city
Went a wandering. Owner’s pondering
Where there cat be at
And will it be back? Night is black
And the feline made a beeline
Not thinking of the sinking
Feeling and sorrowful reeling
That has his human worried and fumin’.
For one whole day it stayed away
And then at twilight thought “Well alright
“I’ll return, for my human doth yearn
“For me to pee
“In his home. I shan’t roam.”
And thus the the cat said that was that.
Yet now he purrs as the wanderlust stirs…
The Daily Travesty 