Why Brand Name Matters

You’ve heard of fasting,

Juice cleanses, and diets.

I decided I’m growing

And thus I should try it…

But which one to pick?

Well, I like foreign dining

So I’ll eat naan and tacos

And avoid pain and whining.

We’ll have Greek food for lunch

And, for dinner, Korean.

Isn’t my ethnic cleanse plan

So delightfully freeing?