International Women’s Day

Across the world we celebrate

The folks with whom we wish to mate

Who possess many powers neat

But don’t know what they want to eat.

Without them the economy would crash

And people would buy more with cash.

The roads would probably be safer

And nobody would use the word “wafer”.

Clothes would only come in gray

And everybody’d end up gay

So I for one am grateful that

We have women, and that is that.