The Gospel According To Some Doofus Poet

I like the idea that there was a caveman

Who coincidentally looked like Jesus

And when Jesus’s body was hidden away

The caveman came out just to please us

And seeing society for the first time

He didn’t know what else to do

So he used his caveman magic

And up into heaven he flew.

Meanwhile, actual Jesus

Woke up after three days or so

But everyone said he’d already ascended

And, to heaven, he’d no need to go

So he went back to being a carpenter

And made many beautiful shims

And sent every customer home with a smile

And said many, “Nope, I just look like him”s.