I’ve Solved Crime!

Instead of putting folks in jail

Then releasing them later

What if we dressed criminals

So they looked like Darth Vader,

Make them wear black armor

And fill rooms with smoke

And whenever they breath

Make it sound like a choke?

That way when you’re walking

Down a poorly-lit street

You’d know if that stranger

You happened to meet

Is an innocent traveler

Who needs help with a tire

Or a half-robot mugger

Who’s also a liar.