Karaoke

Somewhere in Japan

Somebody hired a band

But the singer didn’t show up for the thing

So the others hatched a plan

That the world considered grand:

They’d make the audience get up and sing.

The result, as you’d expect

Was not a pretty song

But a bunch of office workers all off-key.

The band all stood erect

As everything went wrong

And now this is a favorite globally.