The time for meta poetry
Has come again it seems.
This blog, over the years,
Has become a thing of dreams.
That’s not to say it’s excellent
(Or even good, per se),
But that if life were like this blog
I’d be happy every day.
If consistency of talent
Were optional for work…
If people liked me purely
For my ability to be a jerk…
If things without a reason
At least would have a rhyme…
Yes, if life were like this blog
We would have a groovy time.
Amidst the inevitable collapsing
Of society in such a world
We would laugh and we would smile
As the universe unfurled.
Mediocrity would rule supreme
Were we to go that far,
And thus I’m moving to LA
To be a reality TV star.
