When You Live In The USA (Instead Of China, Turkey, Israel, Chile, Chad, or Georgia, FYI)

So there’s a country named for plates

And one for Thanksgiving birds.

One country claims it is real

But misspelled the last two thirds.

One is hot peppers. One’s just a name.

One is a Southeastern state.

And we’re just three stupid letters

With no puns attached. This I hate.