Inflation?

When a man loves a woman

It is undeniable that

He’ll either be rejected

Or get married and get fat.

When a woman loves a man

She will inevitably feel

As if she’s also gotten fat

(Or is it that dress? What an ordeal!)

I’m not aware of patterns

In the non-binarily inclined

But if they also get fatter

They do not seem to mind.

So, while Ozempic is an option

If weight loss is your course,

I might also reccomend

The non-prescription choice: Divorce.