When They Won’t Sing The Last Song Until Dean What’s-His-Face Reiterates For The Fourth Time What An Honor And privilege It Is To Congratulate His Colleague On A Career That Has Been Rewarding In So Many Innumerable Ways, Among Which Are…

There once was a director of the choir

Who, after 50 years, decided to retire.

His boss gave a speech

Of such momentous reach

That I had no choice but to open fire.