Fireworks explode
To remind us with their glow
Taxation is theft
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Do PSAs, Not PS5s
If I had a dollar
For every time the mainstream media
Said something nice about white people
I’d have zero dollars
Which is still more than the WNBA
Has earned in all of history.
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She’s Tired Of People Playing It Without Permission
Rightful owner of
The world’s smallest violin
Wants you to cheer up
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They’ll Kill The Non-Binaries First
When the robots start a war
It won’t be any fun,
But I can safely predict the final score
Will be zero to one.
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I Could Just Eat You Up…
They called me the goat,
Which would be fine, except they’re
A birria chef.
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Salmonella? More Like Scamonella
Eat raw cookie dough;
It’s basically sushi for
Happy chubby kids.
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Fir Real
I opened up a shop today
To sell yew trees to all.
I planted the woods last Spring
And I’ll close the shop this fall.
Unfortunately, my business plan
Still has a few crossed wires:
As it turns out, only Yew
Can prevent forest buyers.
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The New Tide Pod Challenge
Rolling office chair
Can reach 50 MPH
If you try enough.
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Untold Abe Lincoln Story
They said “Be the change you want to see”
And I was about to imagine bliss
Then you asked, “Penny for your thoughts”
And whoops! I’m stuck like this!
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The Daily Travesty 