Roses are mauve
And kale causes addiction.
Two women sat quietly.
This poem is fiction.
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Tag Archives: Short
From My Rejected Spongebob Script
A daddy seashell said to his son
“If you want to have some fun
“Hold a human ear to your shell
“And you can hear the sound of blood. ‘Tis swell!”
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21st Century Facts
95 Americans contracted the plague
From 2000 to 2017
12 of whom have died from it
(At least that we have seen).
It’s amazing that all these years later
The plague is here to stay,
And that it’s death toll is greater
Than all-time ticket sales of the WNBA.
Sources:
https://www.cdc.gov/plague/maps/index.html
(Unfortunately there is no significant data indicating the purchase of one or more tickets to a WNBA event)
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Not Quite A Heartache
I heard him tell her “You’re breathtaking,”
And I thought “That’s nice, isn’t it.”
Then I realized it was a guy with a lisp
Who just punched his wife on the tit.
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Why Not .03 Per Cent? FALSE ADVERTISING!!!
Today I saw one per cent milk
And so I gave my mom a holler.
Turns it it’s just crappy milk,
Not 100 milks for a dollar.
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On A Scale Of One-To-Steak…
When I see people eating kale
I find it kind of odd
‘Cause kale is to vegetables
As celery is to God.
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