Small red laser dot
Only draws the cat’s interest
When it disappears
Tag Archives: Short
Maybe If We Got One Of Those Video Games The Kids Like And Put Guns In It? Have We Tried That Yet?
I’m not so concerned about politicians
With approval rates at historical lows.
Instead I’m concerned that armed rebellion
Is still unpopular, but hey, that’s how it goes.
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Just Add A Polo And Eight Hours Of Foot Fatigue
Yes sir, good morning, and how do you do?
That’s wonderful, really. I’m fine, how are you?
You mean it? That’s awesome! Ya know, that’s so true!
Thanks for your business. Bye bye now! (Pee-yew)
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Modern Composers Be Like
Why will no one pay
To hear my iguana fart
With an orchestra?
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Sports 101
Every sport on Earth
Is just humans playing fetch
With some extra rules.
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Win/Win, Nerd Style
Instead of all the low-income housing
Why can’t we build a castle or six
And all of the nerds will move in there
And the poor get the houses of sticks?
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Universal Income When?
If I’m still in bed
Working hard to write poems,
Am I really though?
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Also, LinkedIn
Satan smiled and laughed:
“Wi-fi has no internet.
“That should blow their minds.”
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My Response To Deodorant Salespeople
If God intended
Men to have scentless armpits
He’d have made us snakes.
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Eight Hours Of Peace And Quiet
Toilet seats are cold
Unless you stay on them ‘til
The next needed time.
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The Daily Travesty 