Why and what and where and when
And tell me who are you again?
That’s great! Now I really know
Where I will never, ever go.
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There were two Washington teams
Both with football victory dreams
But one took command
And threw proverbial pocket sand
And now Seattle is filled with screams
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Social Change When?
Everyone agrees
Capes are cool, and yet instead
People wear neckties…
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But Have The Standards Risen Or Lowered?
Remember when having a car
And kinda playing the guitar
Meant you were the top percent of men?
Ah, the world was good back then!
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Name A More Iconic Pair
God gave men sticks to write on walls,
Club animals, and scratch their balls.
God gave women mouths to say
“Why won’t boys put their sticks away?”
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Your Team Is Bad And Hard To Rhyme (Go Hawks)
Two birds fought in Arizona
And the red one was clearly a gonna
‘Cause the blue and green bird
Caught touchdown one, two, then a third
And their victory was fide-comma-bona.
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Counterargument…
What if God’s a dog?
That’s why he loves everyone
And doesn’t talk much…
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Egyptians Were Right All Along?
What if God’s a cat
That destroys things now and then
But mostly just naps?
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Legal Advice
“Where there’s a will, there’s a way.“
That’s what my lawyer did say
When he wrote me a will
And then sent me a bill
And I told him that I couldn’t pay.
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