So if you’re crazy
And you do some crazy crimes
You’re just innocent?
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Bump. Set. Spike! Oops…
Everything is fun
‘Til the ball goes in the stands
And a nose dissolves…
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Ode To My Brain After The First Day Of School
Repeat after me:
Just because the door says push
Doesn’t mean don’t pull.
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The Superhero Genre
Look! It’s a bad guy!
Let’s get punched a lot and then
Save the day again!
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We’re From The Government And We’re Here To Help
There once was a system that worked
Which made administrative ears be perked
So they followed the scoop
And in they did swoop
And the system’s officially gurked.
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When In Rome (Or The Dangers Of Conformity)
I think Italians
Must have problems with their kids
Jumping off bridges
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Equity
There once was an academic class
That everyone would always pass,
So students did no work
And got A’s as a perk
And that’s why the job market’s ass.
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Artistry Vs. Imagery
Whoever invented the word “grotesque”
Deserves a raise. Alas
That went to the guy who named
The muddy brown parts of Earth “Morass”.
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The Rest Of This Poem Has Been Redacted For My Safety
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Why did Humpty Dumpty fall?
I am the mirror that sees all
And sometimes when the Clintons call…
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Maker Of EVERYTHING?
God is perfect, but
Counterpoint: Cilantro though…
I doth rest my case.
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The Daily Travesty 