Establish a plan
Watch the plan go off the rails
End up on a beach
Tag Archives: Short
National Defense
If every building
Had a swing set in the back
We’d have fewer wars
Filed under Poems
How Many Fast Food Places, And Yet This Still Doesn’t Exist…
I think we need a cheeseburger
That has cream cheese inside
And a crumbled graham cracker bun
Because cheesecake
And also ‘cause
That sounds delicious and fun.
Filed under Poems
Human Standards
“Why do we need to do things
“When AI can just do them better?”
Dear sir, your robot girlfriend is waiting;
You just need to go out and get her.
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Walk(er) (ma)Home, Losers
The birds from Seattle came back
And stopped the refs’ biased attack.
Forty-three mil a year?
Naw, get out of here!
Are our sea birds back on track?
Filed under Poems
When Your Mother-In-Law Is A Homecoming Chaperone
Sixteen bucks to park?
Nope! We’ll drop you off, honey.
Call us when you’re done.
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When You’re Already Bitter
Fermented apple juice is cider;
Fermented grape juice is wine;
Fermented grapefruit juice is not a thing
And that is absolutely fine!
Filed under Poems
