There once was a golden age
When affording things was all the rage.
With an outlook so sunny
We printed more money
And cranked up the minimum wage…
Tag Archives: Short
I Was Supposed To Write Nice Things About Her, But…
My wife bakes good things.
Also, she adores fat men.
I am perfect. Yay!
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Blessed Silence Indeed
Silence of the Lambs
Is a favorite movie of
Many parent sheep
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Rainbow Road
If the girl next to you had a penis
And you are a girl who did not
Both of you should consider
Whether this is, for you, a good spot.
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A Little Excitement
As they flip the sign
“Ninety days since last event”
To zero, I grin…
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Octopus Vs. OctoMeDaddy69
Tentacles are snazzy
And tentacles are fun
But if someone on the internet agrees
I’m gonna get my gun
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Speaking Of Engagement…
If you don’t exist
Post a comment to confuse
Literal thinkers
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Music
Playing sixteenth notes
Is scary when you are ten…
Also, ninety-nine
Slay The Spire Board Game Review
Want to play a game?
Three hours later we win.
A-plus Sunday night!
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