Perhaps it was lack of intelligence,
Or a lack of wisdom instead
But I’d not the will or constitution
To get out of my bed.
So I stayed in the tavern
While the party went to fight.
But I felt justified
When they did not return that night.
So I practiced my diplomacy
In preparation for
The next adventure party
To come through the tavern door.
Thus is my sovereign duty
In a game so very hard,
For I cannot change my choice
To play a halfling bard.
