Whenever a poem begins with “tonight”
You pretty much know it’s no good
So this morning I’m writing early
Because I figure I should.
The problem is autobiographical poems
Are also universally mediocre
So maybe instead of being a poet
I should take up professional poker?
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When I write poems in the evening
They’re terrible, so today I said
“I’m going to write my poem first thing”
And now I’m bad in the morning instead!
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Sometimes you do what you need to do;
Sometimes you do what you don’t.
Sometimes my thoughts will be deeper than this
But most of the time they won’t.
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Not enough poems are written
About the legendary Scott:
We would remedy this, except
Of what he did, we knowest not.
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A poem without rhyming’s
Like a cheeseburger without cheese,
A BLT with no tomato,
A bowl of carrots without peas.
A poem without rhyming
Lacks flavor and synergy
But alas I’m on a diet
And must cut whatever calories I can…
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I worked 13 hours today
So a two line poem is a-ok.
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Once upon an evening time
My mind could only find one rhyme,
So off I went with weariness
To sleep, and so should you.
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Today I was busy
And did lots of stuff
So I went back home
And pumped out this fluff.
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Brevity is a virtue…
Perfect rhyming too
I have one of those
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There once was a [redacted] from [redacted]
Who really [redacted] with [redacted].
He [redacted] one day
In a [redacted] way
And [redacted] [redacted] his anus.
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