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October 14, 2024 · 6:53 pm

If We Change “Private” To “Assistant Director Of Infantry Fieldwork And Individual Contributor To Combat Superiority” Maybe More People Would Enlist?

Instead of drafting young people

Without an education

And sending them to fight for us

In a far-off destination

Why don’t we draft the people who

Have four words or more in their job

Because they’re clearly competent

And if they die nobody will sob?

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