Mermaids tried to lure my friend Seth
To his untimely maritime death.
They were lithe and coquettish
But Seth has a foot fetish
And has yet to draw his final breath.
Tag Archives: Feet
And It Was On Sale Too!
Sometimes its hard
To find gifts for a friend,
But this week I stumbled
On the be all and end.
I’ve a friend with a fetish
For girls who’ve petite,
Dainty, smooth, delicate,
And sensual feet.
I bought him a 35-inch
Yardstick, which I think is neat
Because he will enjoy
The three unusually-small feet.
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