Chivalry is the idea
That men are born to places
Where they should sacrifice their pleasure
For the sake of pretty faces.
Feminism is the idea
That men are born as assholes
And should sacrifice their pleasure
‘Cause women deserve castles.
The masculine perspective
Is one of courtesy, not necessity.
The feminine perspective
Is “don’t be nice, yet show respect for me.”
So after certain days of chivalry,
Whether or not there was a need for it,
I question the fundamental premise
That a woman cannot indeed be hit.
Now I’m not a violent person;
I’d never hit someone, regardless of adjective,
But a fruit rollup to the face or something
Could do wonders to change a perspective?
So to sum up, chivalry’s alive
Just like the naked mole rat,
Yet some people will prefer “equality”
Just like, for a pet, they’d like a housecat.
The Daily Travesty 