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Some Things Must Never Be Said In Civilized Company

I interviewed a guy today

Who seemed a classy man;

A graduate from Harvard

Who served in Afghanistan,

An ally to the homeless

Who kept them clothed and fed.

He was well-prepared, as well as

Well-dressed and well-read.

The only box that wasn’t checked

For this supreme go-getter

Was when he said “the warm side

Of the pillow feels better.”

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