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And Most Artists Are Good At It…

Part of making art

Is having sincere belief

That your crap is gold.

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When You Have To Do More Than One Creative Thing In A Day

There once was a D&D game

Hosted by this poet, the same.

It ended quite late

With most epic of fates

But as consequence this poem is lame.

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Patty > Bun, etc.

Pizza’s pretty yummy

And hot dogs taste real nice

But I can do without the carbs

And even sans the spice.

Instead of all that bready stuff

What I really want to eat

Is meat covered in melted cheese

Then covered in even more meat!

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After I Die, This Blog Will Be Considered The Highest Of Art

I watched “Everything Everywhere All At Once”

And all I can think about now

Is that a movie that makes less sense than my poems

Won seven Oscars somehow…

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A Boy Becomes A Man (Mouse Saga Pt. 2)

Snap crackle pop

Is the sound you hear

When you pour rice crispies

And have some fun.

Snap crackle pop

May also appear

When the mouse trap makes

Your husbandly duties done.

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0.3 Ounces Of Pure Evil (Mouse Saga Pt. 1)

Little mouse

In our house

Upsetting my future spouse

Makes me decide

Mouse genocide

May very well be justified.

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Propaganda and Truth

An all-knowing fellow told the whole story,

Every secret, every detail,

But there was no crowd, no backers or profit

So truth was revealed but to no avail.

When spoken too slowly its skipped;

If spoken too quickly its not understood;

If frankly presented, forgotten;

If theatrically, laughed at, no good.

A fellow can tell the whole story

But regardless the truth will stay true.

And sometimes to listen and be open-minded

Is the best you can possibly do.

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JK Rowling Be Like…

If “I want women to be safe from men”

Is good to believe, please answer this then:

Why’s “I want women to be safe from men wearing dresses”

Causing so many social media messes?

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Tomorrow Will* Be Better

My family is here for the weekend.

My inspiration is not.

This poem has as much though into it

As people who name their dog “Spot.”

*Maybe

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I’m Just That Bad

The good news is I played Mario Kart;

The bad news is I didn’t win;

The good news is I placed 5th;

The bad news is only four were playin’;

The good news is I’m humble;

The bad news is my kart

Was twice as fast as everyone else

And had a six minute head start.

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