Tag Archives: Truth

The Daily Bright Side?

In Venice, the dolphins are happy,

Galavanting in the canals;

Some folks say that Covid is the reason.

The people of Miami

Have big smiles as well

Because their Dolphins might not play this season!

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AI Is Commenting About Itself… Welcome To April

Today I saw this comment

Responding to a poem of mine.

He read the poem as many times

As I’ve had valentines.

He thought it was informative,

So unless I am a loon

I suspect that “Michael Pearson”

Will be in congress soon.

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Pers…omething?

Sometimes I think I’m a genius,

The zenith of human existence,

But then I give up to early

Because I can’t think of an appropriate word…

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How To Do A Day’s Work In 60 Seconds Or Less

If anyone ever says

“Speed matters more than quality”

Show ’em this poem

‘Cause that’ll show ’em!

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If You Don’t Think This Poem Is Ironic, You’re Part Of The Problem

There’s no place for intolerance

Among people I know.

If you’re someone intolerant

Then you had better go.

Intolerance is evil

And if you disagree

Then you should be ashamed

And also learn to think like me!

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If You Want A Cure By February…

We’ve spent weeks in quarantine

And doubt is setting in.

Our leaders have ignored

The simplest way to win

This war against a virus.

We ask: Why haven’t they

Called Chuck Norris on the phone

To make it go away?

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Somebody’s Gonna Feel Butt-Hurt

Today you might feel sad

But you’re still better off than the guy

Who bought 90 rolls of toilet paper

Then found out it’s all single-ply.

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