Many, many years ago…
Five, to be exact,
The world became quite marginally
More worser. That’s a fact!
‘Cause many, many five years prior
To the day you read this crap
Was the day I quit my arson hobby
And downloaded the WordPress app.
Many days of wonder,
Days of beauty, truth, and vision
Never came to pass
Thanks to my poem-a-day decision,
So celebrate what could have been
Where it not for me,
And happy 1,400th post
Dear Daily Travesty!
Filed under Poems
Dear readers, I am pleased to say
That on this wildly average day
I post this poem here for you.
It’s my hundredth post. Yes, it’s true!
I’ve talked of love and monkey bars
And written some terrible stuff about cars.
But today I write another note to you
To give my thanks, and ask something too.
What is it you like about
This blog right here? Just shout it out!
Do you prefer the parodies?
Do you prefer the melodies?
Do you enjoy the serious stuff,
Or do you prefer the puns and fluff?
Is there a poem you wish you’d seen?
I want your preferences to glean!
So please let me know what you think.
And I’ll continue to write and dink
On this forum for all to see.
I’ll be back tomorrow, so thank you.
-Me
Filed under Poems, To the Reader
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