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If I had a million bucks

I might buy a million ducks

Who would have a million ducklings

And I could watch them grow.

If I had a million bucks

I’d load them in a million trucks

And bring them around the country

To find their perfect doe.

If I had a million bucks

I’d wear a pair of diamond chucks

And a platinum pillow

For when I need to snore.

If I had a million bucks

In cash or deer or even ducks

I wouldn’t spend it prudently.

Perhaps that’s why I’m poor.