Tag Archives: Scents

February 19, 2023 · 6:37 pm

Cologne Options

Fresh cut french fries,

Lavender breeze,

Dusty sweat after a ballgame,

The salt of the seas,

Lime, peaches, and sunflowers,

Grandma’s garlic spaghetti:

Yet you decided to spritz on

“Testosterone Yeti.”

I couldn’t decide

On which cologne

I should wear on the plane.

I tried the first,

And then the next,

And then the first again.
I spritzed and whiffed

But never found

A scent that suited me,

So I tried them all.

Which one works best?

We’ll have to wait and see.