August 23, 2014 · 12:23 pm
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If you say “I’d save it,” you’re lying.

If I had a million bucks

I might buy a million ducks

Who would have a million ducklings

And I could watch them grow.

 

If I had a million bucks

I’d load them in a million trucks

And bring them around the country

To find their perfect doe.

 

If I had a million bucks

I’d wear a pair of diamond chucks

And a platinum pillow

For when I need to snore.

 

If I had a million bucks

In cash or deer or even ducks

I wouldn’t spend it prudently.

Perhaps that’s why I’m poor.

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3 responses to “If you say “I’d save it,” you’re lying.”

  1. allthoughtswork's avatar allthoughtswork
    August 23, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    1. Pay bills.
    2. Investments to derive interest.
    3. Hedonistic pleasure trip around the world’s unique natural features.
    4. Liquor and chocolate truffles.

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  2. wpout's avatar tenderlytina
    August 23, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    If I had a million bucks I would spend it before the IRS took 2/3 of it for taxes. It would take me 3.5 seconds to spend it. I used to think a million was a lot of money, and then I went into business.

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  3. kewpiexdoll's avatar kewpiexdoll
    August 23, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    Reblogged this on Life as a Kewpie Doll and commented:
    My sister loves feeding the mallards.

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