If I had a million bucks
I might buy a million ducks
Who would have a million ducklings
And I could watch them grow.
If I had a million bucks
I’d load them in a million trucks
And bring them around the country
To find their perfect doe.
If I had a million bucks
I’d wear a pair of diamond chucks
And a platinum pillow
For when I need to snore.
If I had a million bucks
In cash or deer or even ducks
I wouldn’t spend it prudently.
Perhaps that’s why I’m poor.
The Daily Travesty 
1. Pay bills.
2. Investments to derive interest.
3. Hedonistic pleasure trip around the world’s unique natural features.
4. Liquor and chocolate truffles.
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If I had a million bucks I would spend it before the IRS took 2/3 of it for taxes. It would take me 3.5 seconds to spend it. I used to think a million was a lot of money, and then I went into business.
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Reblogged this on Life as a Kewpie Doll and commented:
My sister loves feeding the mallards.
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